20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout
Posted on 05 Oct, 2014
If none of your gym routines have given you the washboard abs you desire, try this collection of funny gym posters instead. We hear they are great for giving your abs a great workout.
#1 I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
#2 Friends don't let friends skip leg day.
#3 If I see you bicep curling in the squat rack, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#4 Go to the gym at 4:00 in the morning and you've got the whole gym to yourself.
#5 I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
#6 I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
#7 Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
#8 No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
#9 Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
#10 Bros don't let bros die.
#11 Today was leg day bro.
#12 What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
#13 Two babies. I'm just kidding. The gym is open.
#14 One does not simply get ripped in 3 weeks.
#15 Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.
#16 Leg Day Parking Sign
#17 It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
#18 I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get smok'n hot is by being cremated.
#19 Cats, after leg day.
#20 Stick Figure Cartoon. Bro, have you been working out?