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20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout


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Posted on 05 Oct, 2014


20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout

If none of your gym routines have given you the washboard abs you desire, try this collection of funny gym posters instead. We hear they are great for giving your abs a great workout.

20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #1: I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
#1 I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #2: Friends don't let friends skip leg day.
#2 Friends don't let friends skip leg day.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #3: If I see you bicep curling in the squat rack, I will find you, and I will kill you.
#3 If I see you bicep curling in the squat rack, I will find you, and I will kill you.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #4: Go to the gym at 4:00 in the morning and you've got the whole gym to yourself.
#4 Go to the gym at 4:00 in the morning and you've got the whole gym to yourself.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #5: I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
#5 I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #6: I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
#6 I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #7: Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
#7 Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #8: No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
#8 No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #9: Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
#9 Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #10: Bros don't let bros die.
#10 Bros don't let bros die.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #11: Today was leg day bro.
#11 Today was leg day bro.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #12: What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
#12 What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #13: Two babies. I'm just kidding. The gym is open.
#13 Two babies. I'm just kidding. The gym is open.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #14: One does not simply get ripped in 3 weeks.
#14 One does not simply get ripped in 3 weeks.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #15: Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.
#15 Part of the good feeling after working out is not having to feel guilty for not working out.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #16: Leg Day Parking Sign
#16 Leg Day Parking Sign



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #17: It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
#17 It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #18: I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get smok'n hot is by being cremated.
#18 I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get smok'n hot is by being cremated.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #19: Cats, after leg day.
#19 Cats, after leg day.



20 Gym Jokes To Get You Through Your Next Workout #20: Stick Figure Cartoon. Bro, have you been working out?
#20 Stick Figure Cartoon. Bro, have you been working out?



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