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Food Humor #50

Food Humor #50: Complex Carbs. This may take a while to process.

Food Humor #49

Food Humor #49: I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises, so I check and it's cold. Why you gotta play me like that?

Food Humor #48

Food Humor #48: Trail mix? You mean M&Ms with obstacles.

Food Humor #47

Food Humor #47: How I cut carbs.

Food Humor #46

Food Humor #46: Walking down the junk food aisle.

Food Humor #45

Food Humor #45: I hear all the mice are organic.

Food Humor #44

Food Humor #44: FIT TIP. An easy way to make a salad more tasty is to add nuts, fruit or an entire chipotle burrito.

Food Humor #43

Food Humor #43: I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. That's why I can't lose weight.

Food Humor #42

Food Humor #42: Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

Food Humor #41

Food Humor #41: My doctor says oily fish is good for my heat. I'll have the deep-fried seafood platter.

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