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Food Humor #60

Food Humor #60: If you don't have time to travel to Madagascar and pick your own vanilla beans, store bought is fine.

Food Humor #59

Food Humor #59: If you can't raise your own sturgeon, collect their roe, pass it through a mesh and collect the eggs, store bought caviar is fine.

Food Humor #58

Food Humor #58: I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something.

Food Humor #57

Food Humor #57: Diet Cheesecake: Mix cream cheese, sugar, eggs and vanilla in a large bowl. Run 10 miles. Pour mixture into pan and bake at 375 degrees.

Food Humor #56

Food Humor #56: My doctor says oily fish is good for my heart. I'll have the deep-fried seafood platter.

Food Humor #55

Food Humor #55: Coconut oil fixes everything. Rub it on your hair. Your skin. Your relationship. Your bank account.

Food Humor #54

Food Humor #54: If food products were honestly labeled.

Food Humor #53

Food Humor #53: The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there.

Food Humor #52

Food Humor #52: I am not a glutton. I am an explorer of food.

Food Humor #51

Food Humor #51: Turns out my organic manure was just bullxxxx

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