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Food Humor #70

Food Humor #70: Maybe if you could relax and not act like you have a giant stick up your butt, more people would like you.

Food Humor #69

Food Humor #69: Just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Food Humor #68

Food Humor #68: I'm making my will. I'm leaving my money to charity, my organs to science and my cellulite to the donut shop.

Food Humor #67

Food Humor #67: When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but you you are addicted and might need help.

Food Humor #66

Food Humor #66: The Sunday School Teacher asks,

Food Humor #65

Food Humor #65: Farmacy. Take one a day with tomato and cucumber.

Food Humor #64

Food Humor #64: Up beet. Down beet. Sick beet. Dead beet.

Food Humor #63

Food Humor #63: How real men bake.

Food Humor #62

Food Humor #62: The war on drugs brough in more drugs. And the war on terrorists created more terrrorists. Maybe next year we can have a war on farmer markets.

Food Humor #61

Food Humor #61: Are you sure you want to spoil all that cardio with a bunch of calories?

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