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Food Humor #90

Food Humor #90: I warned you about the hormones in all the meat and dairy you eat.

Food Humor #89

Food Humor #89: We don't serve food here.

Food Humor #88

Food Humor #88: So, is this a date? No, it's a fig.

Food Humor #87

Food Humor #87: I must warn you - Janet's enriched her casserole with peppers and onions until it's weapons' grade.

Food Humor #86

Food Humor #86: I wish you'd called me sooner. I had to throw away a whole chicken I took from the freezer.

Food Humor #85

Food Humor #85: How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food.

Food Humor #84

Food Humor #84: Diet donuts. Bigger holes.

Food Humor #83

Food Humor #83: What wine goes with comfort food.

Food Humor #82

Food Humor #82: I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free.

Food Humor #81

Food Humor #81: I lost thrity poungs on the reduced-joy diet.

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