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Running Humor #10

Running Humor #10: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Running Humor #9

Running Humor #9: Housework is for people who haven't discovered running yet.

Running Humor #8

Running Humor #8: You might be a runner if you can run at just about anytime, but somehow never have the energy to fold a load of laundry.

Running Humor #7

Running Humor #7: I run because punching people is frowned upon.

Running Humor #6

Running Humor #6: You know you're a runner when you no longer hate port-a-potties. In fact, there have been times you've been very happy to see one.

Running Humor #5

Running Humor #5: Marathon. A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes. See also, masochism, awfulness, a bunch of bullshit, boob chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy.

Running Humor #4

Running Humor #4: I don't always wake up early, but then I do, it most likely has something to do with running.

Running Humor #3

Running Humor #3: Runcrastination. Having a long list of things to do, and going for a 5-mile run instead of doing any of it.

Running Humor #2

Running Humor #2: Running And Dog Humor

Running Humor #1

Running Humor #1: Running is like coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one.

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