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Running Humor #30

Running Humor #30: I need to focus on only one or two races this year. Stop it!! Don't you know you're addicted to races and will be running one every weekend!!

Running Humor #29

Running Humor #29: 1 percent of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99 percent will know what they are missing.

Running Humor #28

Running Humor #28: Runners' Tan? The new farmers' tan.

Running Humor #27

Running Humor #27: Running. Because where else can you dress like this and be accepted at our age?

Running Humor #26

Running Humor #26: I don't need an app that tells me how many calories I have burned. I need an app that tells me how many glasses of wine and/or cupcakes I have earned.

Running Humor #25

Running Humor #25: You know you're a runner if the first thing you do when you wake up is check the weather radar.

Running Humor #24

Running Humor #24: The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?

Running Humor #23

Running Humor #23: I will not buy anymore gear.

Running Humor #22

Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race!

Running Humor #21

Running Humor #21: If you can't say anything nice, you should go for a run.

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