25 Funniest Running Signs at a Race
Posted on 05 Sep, 2014
Many of us have suffered stitches in a race, not from running but from a funny sign held by a bystander. This here is a collection of the most hilarious running messages spotted at a race.
You're almost there!! That's what she said.
Run like you stole something.
Blisters are braille for AWESOME.
Your highschool gym teacher would be so proud.
Keep going! Keep going! That's what she said.
Runners don't die. They only smell like it.
Consider this for when the zombies chase you.
When the going gets tough, you're probably only on Mile 5.
Mortuary Ahead. Don't even think about stopping.
Chuck Norris never ran a marathon.
Cojones of tenacity.
SMILE. Remember you paid to do this.
Run like her husband is coming.
Most people don't drive 26 miles on a Sunday.
They're almost running out of beer at the finish. Better get a move on!
If you can read this sign you're not running fast enough.
If a marathon was easy it'd be called your mother.
Oh, hell!! You've come this far. You may as well finish!
It's long and hard. That's what she said.
This pain isn't as bad as a kidney stone.
STOPPING. Ain't nobody got time for that!!
The faster you run the sooner we'll be drunk.
Humpty Dumpty had wall issues too.
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago.
RUNNING. It's not just from the cops anymore.