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Funnies You'll Enjoy If You're A Runner


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Posted on 15 Sep, 2014


Funnies You'll Enjoy If You're A Runner

If you start most of your sentences with "Yesterday, while I was running...", you're probably a runner and will enjoy this collection of funny posts we found on the internet. The world needs more smiles. We hope you will help us spread the cheer.

 

Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #1: You had me at
#1 You had me at "What's your PR?"



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #2: Just imagine Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away form a beating.
#2 Just imagine Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away form a beating.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #3: My condolences on the loss of your toenail.
#3 My condolences on the loss of your toenail.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #4: I don't always run marathons, but when I do, it's during an ultra marathon.
#4 I don't always run marathons, but when I do, it's during an ultra marathon.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #5: Ok Santa, these are the only toys I need. New running shoes, Maniac gear, airfare, hotels and race entries to marathons in all 50 states. Is that too much to ask?
#5 Ok Santa, these are the only toys I need. New running shoes, Maniac gear, airfare, hotels and race entries to marathons in all 50 states. Is that too much to ask?



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #6: Runner's and Their Garmins
#6 Runner's and Their Garmins



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #7: Run EMC-Squared
#7 Run EMC-Squared



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #8: Best of luck on your race to get mud into places it will take weeks to get it out of.
#8 Best of luck on your race to get mud into places it will take weeks to get it out of.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #9: Marathon Runners. First vs Current.
#9 Marathon Runners. First vs Current.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #10: Legs, Y U no go faster.
#10 Legs, Y U no go faster.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #11: Runner Thoughts. Happy, happy, happy, happy, does the knee hurt? Nope. Happy, happy, happy, happy!
#11 Runner Thoughts. Happy, happy, happy, happy, does the knee hurt? Nope. Happy, happy, happy, happy!



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #12: I'm not to be trusted in a running store with a credit card.
#12 I'm not to be trusted in a running store with a credit card.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #13: Anatomy of a Runner's Leg
#13 Anatomy of a Runner's Leg



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #14: Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.
#14 Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #15: Checking Yourself Out.
#15 Checking Yourself Out.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #16: Step 1. Apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas. Step 2: Run ten miles.
#16 Step 1. Apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas. Step 2: Run ten miles.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #17: I don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies.
#17 I don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #18: Runners. We suck at basketball.
#18 Runners. We suck at basketball.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #19: Warning: The surgeon general says it's OK to smoke the competition.
#19 Warning: The surgeon general says it's OK to smoke the competition.



Funnies You'll Enjoy It You're A Runner #20: You know you had a good run when you're so sore you'll stretch on anything.
#20 You know you had a good run when you're so sore you'll stretch on anything.



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