Fuel Running Logo

Jokes For Runners


By
Posted on 05 Nov, 2014


Jokes For Runners

If you consider pasta and Gatorade a food group, this collection of jokes will likely appeal to you. Smiles are contagious. If you find something here that you like, we hope you will infect as many as you can.

 

Jokes For Runners #1: I still can't believe our husbands think it takes two hours to run seven miles!
#1 I still can't believe our husbands think it takes two hours to run seven miles!



Jokes For Runners #2: Raise your hand if you tripped on a tree stump on a trail run this morning but the first thing you thought of as you felt sheer pain in your knees was, Stop The Garmin!
#2 Raise your hand if you tripped on a tree stump on a trail run this morning but the first thing you thought of as you felt sheer pain in your knees was, Stop The Garmin!



Jokes For Runners #3: But then Cinderella said,
#3 But then Cinderella said, "Keep the slipper, I obviously can't run in it anyway.



Jokes For Runners #4: That moment in the race when you hear sirens and wonder if you passed out and you're just dreaming of finishing.
#4 That moment in the race when you hear sirens and wonder if you passed out and you're just dreaming of finishing.



Jokes For Runners #5: A family who runs together, stays together.
#5 A family who runs together, stays together.



Jokes For Runners #6: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.
#6 It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour the whole bag of chips.



Jokes For Runners #7: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
#7 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.



Jokes For Runners #8: Kid, if your mom seems stressed out, just give her a hug and say,
#8 Kid, if your mom seems stressed out, just give her a hug and say, "Mama, you just need to go for a run!"



Jokes For Runners #9: I'd like that pizza delivered to the finish line of the race I just rocked. I'll be here waiting for my husband to finish.
#9 I'd like that pizza delivered to the finish line of the race I just rocked. I'll be here waiting for my husband to finish.



Jokes For Runners #10: Singing Another One Bites The Dust when I pass other runners on the road or in a race.
#10 Singing Another One Bites The Dust when I pass other runners on the road or in a race.



Jokes For Runners #11: The truth is you can always run faster, but sometimes the truth hurts.
#11 The truth is you can always run faster, but sometimes the truth hurts.



Jokes For Runners #12: Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule.
#12 Why can't people just plan their parties around my race schedule.



Jokes For Runners #13: If you see a porta potty with no line, use it. Even if you don't need to.
#13 If you see a porta potty with no line, use it. Even if you don't need to.



Jokes For Runners #14: I always run negative splits when I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split.
#14 I always run negative splits when I train. I go out too fast and feel real negative on the last split.



Jokes For Runners #15: The awkward moment when you are running and your breasts are bouncing, and you're a guy.
#15 The awkward moment when you are running and your breasts are bouncing, and you're a guy.



Jokes For Runners #16: My therapist told me I have to quit running and drinking, I laughed and told her,
#16 My therapist told me I have to quit running and drinking, I laughed and told her, "Maybe you're the crazy one."



Jokes For Runners #17:
#17



Jokes For Runners #18: Great idea, bonding while forming healthy habits. Until about 10 minutes into the run and one of them has to go to the bathroom.
#18 Great idea, bonding while forming healthy habits. Until about 10 minutes into the run and one of them has to go to the bathroom.



Jokes For Runners #19: My warm-up includes waiting for satellites.
#19 My warm-up includes waiting for satellites.



Jokes For Runners #20: The Tortoise and the Hare story makes sense now. One of them took time to memorize the map.
#20 The Tortoise and the Hare story makes sense now. One of them took time to memorize the map.



Some Other Things You May Like

back to top