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Posted on 15 Nov, 2014


Runner Humor

If you know where your illiotibial band is located, this collection of jokes will probably appeal to you. The world needs more smiles. We hope you will help us spread the cheer.

Runner Humor #1: I thought they said rum.
#1 I thought they said rum.



Runner Humor #2: They should release bears at 5Ks. That might get me to run. Brisk walk, for sure.
#2 They should release bears at 5Ks. That might get me to run. Brisk walk, for sure.



Runner Humor #3: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule.
#3 I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule.



Runner Humor #4: Call me a
#4 Call me a "Jogger" again. I double dare you.



Runner Humor #5: Runners be like, shortsweather.
#5 Runners be like, shortsweather.



Runner Humor #6: Runger is real, and it is marvellous. Only pregnant women and runners can truly understand strange cravings at strange times.
#6 Runger is real, and it is marvellous. Only pregnant women and runners can truly understand strange cravings at strange times.



Runner Humor #7: If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in great shape.
#7 If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in great shape.



Runner Humor #8: Haven't run in two days. OMG, I'm gonna be so out of shape.
#8 Haven't run in two days. OMG, I'm gonna be so out of shape.



Runner Humor #9: All my friends are posting intense political rants on Facebook, and I'm just over here like,
#9 All my friends are posting intense political rants on Facebook, and I'm just over here like, "I



Runner Humor #10: Yelling
#10 Yelling "Run Forrest Run" at me? I'm blown away by your creativity.



Runner Humor #11: Marathon Runners and their Phones.
#11 Marathon Runners and their Phones.



Runner Humor #12: Playing Tag With A Runner.
#12 Playing Tag With A Runner.



Runner Humor #13: Why yes, I do find black toenails sexy.
#13 Why yes, I do find black toenails sexy.



Runner Humor #14: Don't die in a cubicle. Go running.
#14 Don't die in a cubicle. Go running.



Runner Humor #15: How to annoy runners. I ran ten miles today. Why? Was a bear chasing you?
#15 How to annoy runners. I ran ten miles today. Why? Was a bear chasing you?



Runner Humor #16: Mile 1 Race Marker. I don't know Tom, maybe we went out too fast.
#16 Mile 1 Race Marker. I don't know Tom, maybe we went out too fast.



Runner Humor #17: Marathoners and bragging: How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
#17 Marathoners and bragging: How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.



Runner Humor #18: How Running Makes You A Better Listener
#18 How Running Makes You A Better Listener



Runner Humor #19: What won't kill you will get you your next PR.
#19 What won't kill you will get you your next PR.



Runner Humor #20: Dog humor: Running of the Bulls.
#20 Dog humor: Running of the Bulls.



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