Posted on 15 Nov, 2014
If you know where your illiotibial band is located, this collection of jokes will probably appeal to you. The world needs more smiles. We hope you will help us spread the cheer.
#1 I thought they said rum.
#2 They should release bears at 5Ks. That might get me to run. Brisk walk, for sure.
#3 I don't mind coming to work, but this eight-hour wait to go home is really starting to mess with my running schedule.
#4 Call me a "Jogger" again. I double dare you.
#5 Runners be like, shortsweather.
#6 Runger is real, and it is marvellous. Only pregnant women and runners can truly understand strange cravings at strange times.
#7 If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in great shape.
#8 Haven't run in two days. OMG, I'm gonna be so out of shape.
#9 All my friends are posting intense political rants on Facebook, and I'm just over here like, "I
#10 Yelling "Run Forrest Run" at me? I'm blown away by your creativity.
#11 Marathon Runners and their Phones.
#12 Playing Tag With A Runner.
#13 Why yes, I do find black toenails sexy.
#14 Don't die in a cubicle. Go running.
#15 How to annoy runners. I ran ten miles today. Why? Was a bear chasing you?
#16 Mile 1 Race Marker. I don't know Tom, maybe we went out too fast.
#17 Marathoners and bragging: How can you tell if someone ran a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
#18 How Running Makes You A Better Listener
#19 What won't kill you will get you your next PR.
#20 Dog humor: Running of the Bulls.