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Posted on 30 Sep, 2014


Running Jokes

If you have enough racing T-shirts to clothe a small village, you will probably appreciate this collection of running jokes. If you see something that like, don’t just put a ring on it. Share it with your friends.

 

Runner Jokes #1: Hey guys, let's just keep the little sock secret between us, okay?
#1 Hey guys, let's just keep the little sock secret between us, okay?



Runner Jokes #2: Buying new shoes won't make you a better runner, but running in them will.
#2 Buying new shoes won't make you a better runner, but running in them will.



Runner Jokes #3: Running to Survive
#3 Running to Survive



Runner Jokes #4: I don't always run, but when I do it's because the swim and bike didn't kill me.
#4 I don't always run, but when I do it's because the swim and bike didn't kill me.



Runner Jokes #5: You know you run a lot of races when you never have to buy any safety pins, ever.
#5 You know you run a lot of races when you never have to buy any safety pins, ever.



Runner Jokes #6: I plan to swear so much running the Chicago Marathon that Samuel L. Jackson would be shocked.
#6 I plan to swear so much running the Chicago Marathon that Samuel L. Jackson would be shocked.



Runner Jokes #7: Let's run a 5k this weekend and then drink like it was a marathon.
#7 Let's run a 5k this weekend and then drink like it was a marathon.



Runner Jokes #8: The Runner's High won't last much longer and then you're going to need a jacket like the rest of us.
#8 The Runner's High won't last much longer and then you're going to need a jacket like the rest of us.



Runner Jokes #9: Runners at Races and Photographers.
#9 Runners at Races and Photographers.



Runner Jokes #10: If you only run when you're being chased, expect to get caught.
#10 If you only run when you're being chased, expect to get caught.



Runner Jokes #11: That moment when you perfect your running form when someone is watching, only to have it fall apart a few moments later.
#11 That moment when you perfect your running form when someone is watching, only to have it fall apart a few moments later.



Runner Jokes #12: Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.
#12 Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.



Runner Jokes #13: I'm just gonna stay here for a minute, until I see another runner or race photographer.
#13 I'm just gonna stay here for a minute, until I see another runner or race photographer.



Runner Jokes #14: Runners. Self-diagnosing since The Internet.
#14 Runners. Self-diagnosing since The Internet.



Runner Jokes #15: Runners. Ignoring doctors since, forever.
#15 Runners. Ignoring doctors since, forever.



Runner Jokes #16: I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
#16 I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.



Runner Jokes #17: All my friends are getting married and having babies and I'm like, I just want a new pair of running shoes.
#17 All my friends are getting married and having babies and I'm like, I just want a new pair of running shoes.



Runner Jokes #18: I don't know when I run faster. When I'm leaving work so I can get home to run, or when I'm actually out on my run.
#18 I don't know when I run faster. When I'm leaving work so I can get home to run, or when I'm actually out on my run.



Runner Jokes #19: Money talks. Mine always says,
#19 Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"



Runner Jokes #20: What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have, ever.
#20 What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have, ever.



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