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Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20


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Posted on 05 Oct, 2014


Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20

If you've got enough safety pins to supply an army, and if the names Pre and Meb are familiar to you, you're probably a runner. Just to be sure, how many of these apply to you?

 

Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #1: You know you're a runner when you spend more than $20 on a single pair of wool socks and wear them in the summer.
#1 You know you're a runner when you spend more than $20 on a single pair of wool socks and wear them in the summer.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #2: You know you're a runner when you go to bed so early, you have to close the blinds to fool yourself it is already dark outside.
#2 You know you're a runner when you go to bed so early, you have to close the blinds to fool yourself it is already dark outside.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #3: You know you're a runner when at least one of your website usernames or email addresses has the words run, runner or running on it.
#3 You know you're a runner when at least one of your website usernames or email addresses has the words run, runner or running on it.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #4: You know you're a runner when all the gifts you give or receive are all all running related.
#4 You know you're a runner when all the gifts you give or receive are all all running related.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #5: You know you're a runner when you plan your schedule around races and not races around your schedule.
#5 You know you're a runner when you plan your schedule around races and not races around your schedule.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #6: You know you're a runner when you look for the L and R on your regular socks.
#6 You know you're a runner when you look for the L and R on your regular socks.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #7: You know you're a runner when you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket but you'll happily pay $40 for a 5K that you hope lasts less than 30 minutes.
#7 You know you're a runner when you scoff at paying $10 for a movie ticket but you'll happily pay $40 for a 5K that you hope lasts less than 30 minutes.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #8: You know you're a runner when you finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore.
#8 You know you're a runner when you finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #9: You know you're a runner when you are looking forward to a girls' weekend, that consists of a 6-hour ultra run.
#9 You know you're a runner when you are looking forward to a girls' weekend, that consists of a 6-hour ultra run.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #10: You know you're a runner when you dread rest days because that means you can't run.
#10 You know you're a runner when you dread rest days because that means you can't run.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #11: You know you're a runner when you go away over a weekend and check if there is a parkrun anywhere within a 50-mile radius.
#11 You know you're a runner when you go away over a weekend and check if there is a parkrun anywhere within a 50-mile radius.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #12: You know you're a runner when you get out of the shower in the morning and the first thing you put on is your GPS watch.
#12 You know you're a runner when you get out of the shower in the morning and the first thing you put on is your GPS watch.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #13: You know you're a runner when someone asks you how far the beach is, and you say, 2.68 miles, unless you run around the block first. Then it's 3.77 miles.
#13 You know you're a runner when someone asks you how far the beach is, and you say, 2.68 miles, unless you run around the block first. Then it's 3.77 miles.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #14: You know you're a runner when your birthday present is a new pair of running shoes, from your hubby.
#14 You know you're a runner when your birthday present is a new pair of running shoes, from your hubby.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #15: You know you're a runner when you just realized that your first 3K on the run is just considered a warm up.
#15 You know you're a runner when you just realized that your first 3K on the run is just considered a warm up.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #16: You know you're a runner when you have running clothes for every season.
#16 You know you're a runner when you have running clothes for every season.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #17: You know you're a runner when you suddenly notice you forgot your Garmin. And then you realize you're on your way to work.
#17 You know you're a runner when you suddenly notice you forgot your Garmin. And then you realize you're on your way to work.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #18: You know you're a runner when you see another person running and get jealous.
#18 You know you're a runner when you see another person running and get jealous.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #19: You know you're a runner when your co-workers refer to you as, the masochist.
#19 You know you're a runner when your co-workers refer to you as, the masochist.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 1-20 #20: You know you're a runner when you can back up your bumper sticker,
#20 You know you're a runner when you can back up your bumper sticker, "Toenails Are For Sissies!"



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