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Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40


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Posted on 10 Oct, 2014


Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40

If you describe your weekend in miles, you might be a runner. Take a look at this list and see how many of these apply to you. The number of nods you give indicates your level of 'crazy'.

 

Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #1: You know you're a runner when people ask what happens if it rains during a race and you smartly tell them,
#1 You know you're a runner when people ask what happens if it rains during a race and you smartly tell them, "You get wet."



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #2: You know you're a runner when you're driven your car around the town to accurately measure a run.
#2 You know you're a runner when you're driven your car around the town to accurately measure a run.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #3: You know you're a runner when you use Excel to create your out of town Marathon packing list.
#3 You know you're a runner when you use Excel to create your out of town Marathon packing list.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #4: You know you're a runner when it's easier for you to run up hills than to touch your toes.
#4 You know you're a runner when it's easier for you to run up hills than to touch your toes.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #5: You know you're a runner when you have a drawer full of medals and other race souvenirs that you're not sure what to do with.
#5 You know you're a runner when you have a drawer full of medals and other race souvenirs that you're not sure what to do with.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #6: You know you're a runner when you ask for race registrations for your birthday.
#6 You know you're a runner when you ask for race registrations for your birthday.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #7: You know you're a runner whenever someone asks what your mileage was and you preface the answer with 'just' or 'only'.
#7 You know you're a runner whenever someone asks what your mileage was and you preface the answer with 'just' or 'only'.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #8: You know you're a runner when your Garmin says low battery and you run faster just to finish before it dies.
#8 You know you're a runner when your Garmin says low battery and you run faster just to finish before it dies.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #9: You know you're a runner when you run up and down a street three or four times to get the last 1/4 of a mile in on your Garmin.
#9 You know you're a runner when you run up and down a street three or four times to get the last 1/4 of a mile in on your Garmin.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #10: You know you're a runner when friends talk about wearing 6 inch heels to martini night and you skip because you rather wear your badass Brooks at 5am and celebrate with some Ben & Jerry's after.
#10 You know you're a runner when friends talk about wearing 6 inch heels to martini night and you skip because you rather wear your badass Brooks at 5am and celebrate with some Ben & Jerry's after.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #11: You know you're a runner when you blow a snot rocket and then realize that you aren't even on a run.
#11 You know you're a runner when you blow a snot rocket and then realize that you aren't even on a run.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #12: You know you're a runner when you can say things like,
#12 You know you're a runner when you can say things like, "I'm just running an easy 6-miler today" and you really mean it.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #13: You know you're a runner when your 2-year old make believes they have a black toenail just like Mom and Dad's!
#13 You know you're a runner when your 2-year old make believes they have a black toenail just like Mom and Dad's!



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #14: You know you're a runner when if you catch yourself smiling more than others.
#14 You know you're a runner when if you catch yourself smiling more than others.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #15: You know you're a runner when an Advil a day keeps doctors away.
#15 You know you're a runner when an Advil a day keeps doctors away.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #16: You know you're a runner when you get a pedi and all 8 of your toenails feel better.
#16 You know you're a runner when you get a pedi and all 8 of your toenails feel better.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #17: You know you're a runner when you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy and obsessed as compliments.
#17 You know you're a runner when you take words such as badass, insane, freak, beast, crazy and obsessed as compliments.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #18: You know you're a runner when you can, and have, relieved yourself in unconventional places.
#18 You know you're a runner when you can, and have, relieved yourself in unconventional places.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #19: You know you're a runner when you're asked how your weekend was and you can only reply in miles and time splits.
#19 You know you're a runner when you're asked how your weekend was and you can only reply in miles and time splits.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 21-40 #20: You know you're a runner when you google your name and all that comes up are race results.
#20 You know you're a runner when you google your name and all that comes up are race results.



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