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Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60


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Posted on 15 Oct, 2014


Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60

If you've applied bandaids onto unconventional parts of your body, you'e probably one ‘em kinky people. Or you could be a runner. To be sure, it's best you look through this list.

Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #1: You know you're a runner when you check the 10-day weather forecast for your upcoming race every 5 minutes to see if it has changed for the better.
#1 You know you're a runner when you check the 10-day weather forecast for your upcoming race every 5 minutes to see if it has changed for the better.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #2: You know you're a runner when a random high-five from a spectator is enough to push you on for the next km.
#2 You know you're a runner when a random high-five from a spectator is enough to push you on for the next km.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #3: You know you're a runner when you
#3 You know you're a runner when you "accidentally" run on your rest day.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #4: You know you're a runner when you see a sigh on the roat that says next rest stop 54 miles and it sounds like a tempting training run (you an an ultra runner if you say this).
#4 You know you're a runner when you see a sigh on the roat that says next rest stop 54 miles and it sounds like a tempting training run (you an an ultra runner if you say this).



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #5: You know you're a runner when you use the words 'only', 'merely' or 'just' in the same sentence as the words 'run', 'miles', and 'hours'.
#5 You know you're a runner when you use the words 'only', 'merely' or 'just' in the same sentence as the words 'run', 'miles', and 'hours'.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #6: You know you're a runner when your running shoes are the most expensive pair of shoes you possess.
#6 You know you're a runner when your running shoes are the most expensive pair of shoes you possess.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #7: You know you're a runner when you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.
#7 You know you're a runner when you get mad that an injury keeps you from running, not that it damaged your body.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #8: You know you're a runner when your running clothes and shoes take up half your suitcase on trips.
#8 You know you're a runner when your running clothes and shoes take up half your suitcase on trips.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #9: You know you're a runner when your kids learn words like
#9 You know you're a runner when your kids learn words like "carbs" and "protein" before "pasta" and "steak".



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #10: You know you're a runner when you have more patience running over an hour than you do waiting in line at Walmart for 5 minutes.
#10 You know you're a runner when you have more patience running over an hour than you do waiting in line at Walmart for 5 minutes.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #11: You know you're a runner when you discover 20 laps around Labor and Delivery is a mile.
#11 You know you're a runner when you discover 20 laps around Labor and Delivery is a mile.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #12: You know you're a runner when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is:
#12 You know you're a runner when your immediate response to any conflict or problem life throws at you is: "I need to go for a run!"



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #13: You know you're a runner when you get excited about new flavors of GU.
#13 You know you're a runner when you get excited about new flavors of GU.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #14: You know you're a runner when you smirk when non-runners ask you,
#14 You know you're a runner when you smirk when non-runners ask you, "So how long is this marathon?"



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #15: You know you're a runner when you plan a vacation around a race.
#15 You know you're a runner when you plan a vacation around a race.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #16: You know you're a runner when you ask yourself
#16 You know you're a runner when you ask yourself "why did I ever do this?" the last 5 miles of a half marathon and "when can I do it again?" five minutes after you finish.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #17: You know you're a runner when your closet has more spandex than denim.
#17 You know you're a runner when your closet has more spandex than denim.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #18: You know you're a runner when you separate your laundry into whites, darks and tech.
#18 You know you're a runner when you separate your laundry into whites, darks and tech.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #19: You know you're a runner when you are starving after a long run but are too tired to get food from the kitchen.
#19 You know you're a runner when you are starving after a long run but are too tired to get food from the kitchen.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 41-60 #20: You know you're a runner when you care even a little about being called a jogger versus a runner.
#20 You know you're a runner when you care even a little about being called a jogger versus a runner.



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