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Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80


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Posted on 20 Oct, 2014


Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80

Do you wake up earlier on the weekends than other days of the week? If the answer is Yes, there's a high likelihood you're one of em weird runner types. Here are some symptoms to look out for.

 

Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #1: You know you're a runner when you try guessing the pace of a runner as they pass you.
#1 You know you're a runner when you try guessing the pace of a runner as they pass you.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #2: You know you're a runner when you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car,
#2 You know you're a runner when you have running clothes and an extra pair of running shoes in your car, "just in case".



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #3: You know you're a runner when the phrase
#3 You know you're a runner when the phrase "it's all downhill from here" is actually a good thing.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #4: You know you're a runner when you want to either cry or punch your doctor in the face when he tells you that you can't run for two weeks.
#4 You know you're a runner when you want to either cry or punch your doctor in the face when he tells you that you can't run for two weeks.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #5: You know you're a runner when you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think,
#5 You know you're a runner when you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think, "I could run that!"



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #6: You know you're a runner when it irritates you when people assume they can run a marathon in under 4 hours just because they ran ONE 8 min mile.
#6 You know you're a runner when it irritates you when people assume they can run a marathon in under 4 hours just because they ran ONE 8 min mile.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #7: You know you're a runner when you get up earlier on Saturday's than any other day of the week to get a nice long run in and actually look forward to doing so all week.
#7 You know you're a runner when you get up earlier on Saturday's than any other day of the week to get a nice long run in and actually look forward to doing so all week.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #8: You know you're a runner when you hear a song from your running playlist on the radio, you immediately feel like running.
#8 You know you're a runner when you hear a song from your running playlist on the radio, you immediately feel like running.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #9: You know you're a runner when 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think,
#9 You know you're a runner when 10 minutes after a half-marathon you think, "Maybe I should switch to 10Ks. This is killing me." And an hour later you're looking up full marathon websites.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #10: You know you're a runner when no matter how long you spend at the gym you will miss the running endorphins.
#10 You know you're a runner when no matter how long you spend at the gym you will miss the running endorphins.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #11: You know you're a runner when you discover a use for bandaids you never would have thought of before you started running.
#11 You know you're a runner when you discover a use for bandaids you never would have thought of before you started running.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #12: You know you're a runner when you can't find a single napkin in your glove box but you have enough safety pins to supply an army.
#12 You know you're a runner when you can't find a single napkin in your glove box but you have enough safety pins to supply an army.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #13: You know you're a runner when you've walked out of a porta-pot and gotten right back in line.
#13 You know you're a runner when you've walked out of a porta-pot and gotten right back in line.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #14: You know you're a runner when you think tan lines from GPS watches are sexy.
#14 You know you're a runner when you think tan lines from GPS watches are sexy.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #15: You know you're a runner when you run past the speed monitoring sign as fast as you can, hoping to register your speed on the screen.
#15 You know you're a runner when you run past the speed monitoring sign as fast as you can, hoping to register your speed on the screen.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #16: You know you're a runner when you have more complicated spreadsheets for your training stats than you do for your investment portfolio. (Stocks? What stocks?)
#16 You know you're a runner when you have more complicated spreadsheets for your training stats than you do for your investment portfolio. (Stocks? What stocks?)



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #17: You know you're a runner when someone stops you during your run to ask you a question and the first thought you have is
#17 You know you're a runner when someone stops you during your run to ask you a question and the first thought you have is "Stop the Garmin." "OK, what was that question again?"



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #18: You know you're a runner when it really bothers you that regular people don't know the distance of a marathon. They assume all races are marathons.
#18 You know you're a runner when it really bothers you that regular people don't know the distance of a marathon. They assume all races are marathons.



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #19: You know you're a runner when every time you open your internet browser, it automatically opens to coolrunning.com
#19 You know you're a runner when every time you open your internet browser, it automatically opens to coolrunning.com



Tell Tale Signs You Are A Runner 61-80 #20: You know you're a runner when you can run, pass out snacks and open juice boxes while keeping your goal pace time.
#20 You know you're a runner when you can run, pass out snacks and open juice boxes while keeping your goal pace time.



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