Running Jokes

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Posted on 30 Sep, 2018

If you have enough racing T-shirts to clothe a small village, you will probably appreciate this collection of running jokes. If you see something that like, don’t just put a ring on it. Share it with your friends.

#1 Hey guys, let's just keep the little sock secret between us, okay?

#2 Buying new shoes won't make you a better runner, but running in them will.

#3 Running to Survive

#4 I don't always run, but when I do it's because the swim and bike didn't kill me.

#5 You know you run a lot of races when you never have to buy any safety pins, ever.

#6 I plan to swear so much running the Chicago Marathon that Samuel L. Jackson would be shocked.

#7 Let's run a 5k this weekend and then drink like it was a marathon.

#8 The Runner's High won't last much longer and then you're going to need a jacket like the rest of us.

#9 Runners at Races and Photographers.

#10 If you only run when you're being chased, expect to get caught.

#11 That moment when you perfect your running form when someone is watching, only to have it fall apart a few moments later.

#12 Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.

#13 I'm just gonna stay here for a minute, until I see another runner or race photographer.

#14 Runners. Self-diagnosing since The Internet.

#15 Runners. Ignoring doctors since, forever.

#16 I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.

#17 All my friends are getting married and having babies and I'm like, I just want a new pair of running shoes.

#18 I don't know when I run faster. When I'm leaving work so I can get home to run, or when I'm actually out on my run.

#19 Money talks. Mine always says, "Wanna go to the running store today?"

#20 What I love about long runs with you are our totally inappropriate conversations that no sane people should have, ever.