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Food Humor #40

Food Humor #40: Coconut oil fixes everything. Rub it on your hair, your skin, your relationship, your bank account.

Food Humor #39

Food Humor #39: Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. EAT ME NOW. Too late. - Avocados

Food Humor #38

Food Humor #38: How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Food Humor #37

Food Humor #37: I said you're the good kind of fat.

Food Humor #36

Food Humor #36: Diet Day 1. I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious.

Food Humor #35

Food Humor #35: Crisper Drawers. Where good intentions go to die.

Food Humor #34

Food Humor #34: Just made my famous gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan cheeseburger.

Food Humor #33

Food Humor #33: When life gives you lemons, you ask for something higher in protein.

Food Humor #32

Food Humor #32: I don't know, Hansel, it doesn't look gluten free.

Food Humor #31

Food Humor #31: I think Dominos is trying to kill us. I can't figure out those Dominos deals. You can get one large pizza for $15.99 or two large pizzas for a nickel. If we get 'em so fat they can't leave the house, then they have to call us again. It's called the Domino's Effect.

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